Miss Sweet
Miss sweet is a woman who's positive, content with her life, always upbeat -- and just a blast to be around. She's a genuine person without a bitch bone in her body. She's always truly happy to see you and you find yourself looking forward to spending time with her. Miss Sweet is usually snapped out of the dating market right away, so they're pretty rare. But if you can find one, you're got a real treasure in your hand.
Miss Equality
This type of woman is a true feminist-- not one of the radical man haters, or the hypocritical pseudo feminist who think that equality means "I demand equal rights and an equal salary, but a man still has to pay for me" The Miss Equalitys of the world genuinely like men, and understand that equality means equality across the board, from holding the door open to fighting on the front lines. The believe that a should be 50/50 partnership, and are more than willing to shoulder their half of the responsibilities and dating expenses-- just because its the right thing to do.
Miss Sexual
You should be so lucky to encounter one of these! Miss Sexual loves men and loves sex-- and makes no bones about it. She's not selling it, she is not suing it as a tool to manipulate men-- she just naturally craves it. Miss Sexual is not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, who suffers from psychological problems-- rather, she has somehow bypassed the female societal training of autioning of the use of their vagina to the highest bidder. For this reason, most other women hate her, because she's giving it away free of charge. But men lover because she's a free spirit who's actually honest about her sex drive, very rare, but worth searching the ends of the earth for.
Miss Best Friend
Closely aligned with Miss Sweet, Miss Best Friend is another joy to be around. She's the kind of woman you're totally in sync with-- you like the same things, watch the same TV shows, enjoy going to the same places . You can spend five minutes with her and think you've known her for years. She is always on your side, laugh at all your jokes and calls you just to say "hi" because she genuinely misses you. She's just great to hang with. A word of warning though-- Miss Best Friend, you have to make your sexual interest known from day one because if she gets it into her head that you are going to be "just friends" its always impossible to change her mind.
Miss Straightforward
This is the type of woman who knows how to communicate. With Miss Straightforward, there are no, no expecting men to be mind readers, no behavior based on ridiculous, female- biased advice from articles in Cosmo or the rules. Miss Straightforward will pick up the phone and ask you out. She will do what she says she will do-- not say one thing and do just the opposite. Although she may be blunt at times, at least you'll know where you stand and you'll never have to spend hours trying to decode contradictory or emotion- based female behavior.
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